Why The Bachelor’s Courtney Robertson is my hero

Courtney Robertson, Model, Red wine, The Bachelor, Ben Flajnik

Until a few months ago I had no idea who Miss Courtney Robertson was. Sure I’d probably seen her modelling work or what not, but truth be told she meant as much to me as a nicely cooked Steak, and I don’t even eat meat. Then one glorious day she stepped out of that limo and everything changed. My life became filled with weekly magic.
People tend to hate on The Bachelor for a slew of reasons, I get some pretty disgusted looks when I tell people it is one of my favorite shows, but c’mon! Where else am I going to find a bunch of vapid desperate women competing for the affections of some dude who is only remotely attractive if that.

Courtney Robertson, Fishing, The Bachelor

That is why Courtney Robertson is such a breath of fresh air. She’s candid, quirky, and bluntly honest, oftentimes to her own detriment. Courtney is hilarious, her observations, declarations, and actions have me falling out of my seat with laughter every week. True she is also mean and could care less about the other women on the show, but should we really be surprised by that? If you are competing for the affections of a dude in the ‘real world’ it is unnatural to befriend your competition, so why are Courtney’s words and actions so shocking in this hyper-competitive environment?

Courtney is competitive, but she’s on a freaking game show for goodness sakes, are her actions not justified? She is one of the only girls I’ve ever seen on Bachelor history who actually seems self aware of the situation she is in. Knowing that she is competing with a bunch of women, she shamelessly utilizes tactics like nudity, and toying with her mans emotions will keep him interested. Perhaps these strategies may come off as a bit slutty or manipulative in the real world, but she’s on reality TV, so these actions strike me as cunning and clever. Stunts like coordinating a secret skinny dipping rendezvous and orchestrating a faux wedding are brilliant moves on her part, ensuring her success in the seduction of one Ben Flajnik. Should Ben even think about choosing another one of the girls over Courtney he would have to deal with the aftermath of his fiance seeing these covert meetings between him and Miss Robertson after the fact. You’ve gotta admit, Courtney is good at playing the game, as she often points out with her frequent declarations of ‘Winning’.

At one point the other women all agree she is there for the wrong reasons because she tells them she wants Ben to send Emily home because Emily ‘treated her badly’. From this statement they conclude that she doesn’t care about Ben as much as they care about him, or as much as she cares about herself. This is such a silly off point conclusion, yes of course if someone treats you badly you don’t want to them end up with the guy you are interested in, and would prefer he sent them away and spent more time with you. It seems like basic common sense, since when is self preservation a deal breaker?

Courtney Robertson, Ben Flajnik, The Bachelor, Magazine Cover, US

Which brings me to my final point which is, if Ben is all that interested in Courtney he probably deserves a woman of her caliber. True Courtney may be flawed, but lets take a closer look at Ben because he’s kinda an asshole. Flajnik is condescending to a different girl every week, not to mention super arrogant, he quite clearly sees himself as not only worthy of, but entitled to the attention of many women simultaneously. Just to add a little insult to injury it is important to remember this dude also liked Ashley Hebert who has as much personality as a wet washcloth and is about as empathetic as Mitt Romney. Courtney also has very high self esteem and believes herself superior to her competitors, making her an excellent match for this cocky winemaker.

Not to mention that with her appetite for Crimson Vino, who would be a better match for this aging model than Ben Flajnik master of the cask. While I don’t know who will be unfortunate enough to end up with Flajnik, but I do know that I’ve got my eye on Courtney. Thank you for sharing your endless humor and sly plots week after week, This season of The Bachelor would be lost without you.

To check out my hero Courtney’s modeling website click here

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A Valentines Day for Sad Robots

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Happy Valentines Day! Things have been super busy lately and have been neglecting my blog, but I got inspired and made these Digital Valentines. Lately Holidays have been getting under my skin, I find myself constantly excited about whatever holiday is coming up next. It gives me a good sense of the passing of time, and It’s lovely to always have something to look forward to.

While some may find these Valentines to be a bit morbid, I just see them as bittersweet. Of course the entry wound would be much larger, but hopefully you get the picture. Also, beware of Robotic Cupids, these Valentines serve as a cautionary tale for those who think that Machines can take over human jobs without error. It is a good policy to never trust a Robo-Cupid with your heart.

I hope y’all have a lovely evening with your sweethearts!

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Donuts and Cherry Pie: We hosted a Twin Peaks themed Holiday Party

We decided we wanted to host a Holiday Party this year, but thought it was a bit generic to have it *just* be a holiday party so we wanted to give it a theme. Entirely coincidentally my boyfriend also recently gifted me the Twin Peaks Gold Collection complete DVD set, so we’d been watching an episode nightly and had become quite obsessed. These two entirely unrelated instances found each other as disparate but wonderful things often do, and pretty soon we were set on having a Twin Peaks themed Holiday Party.

For those of you who don’t know Twin Peaks is a murder mystery centric show set in a rural woodsy area outside of Seattle. While the show in and of itself never makes it to the holidays there are many elements that feel very festive and in keeping with the season, such as big giant pine trees, comfy sweaters, and an excess of treats like Dang Good Cherry Pie, loads of Coffee and Donuts.

When we sent out our evite everyone was like “Uh guys how do I prepare for attendance at a Twin Peaks themed holiday party, is there some sort of outfit for that or something?” to which we provided a variety of fun yet sarcastic responses that virtually told our guests nothing. We pretty much just said “bring yourself and any booze you would like to consume that we might not have” because that is what you say right?

So our guests showed up not knowing quite what to expect, this is where we came in as the host and hostess. In order to theme our party in a Twin Peaksy fashion we did the following things:

Twin Peaks Holiday Party
*We had a Twin Peaks Themed Snack & Treat Table with a variety of donuts (we chose Cruellers, Donut Holes and Old Fashioned Donuts and cut up the larger ones into smaller bite sized pieces for eating ease), Cherry Pie, Some homemade Gingerbread Cookies that were decorated with text reading RIP (*A word of warning, multiple attendees asked me if these cookies were poisoned on account of the text so while I continue to believe this is a cute idea it did deter people from eating said cookies*) and some delicious Salsa flavored Sunchips, mostly just because they are wonderfully delicious.

Twin Peaks Holiday Party Projection
We projected Twin Peaks onto a large screen with our projector for pretty much the entire duration of the party, which was fun but be careful! If not everyone at your party has seen the entire Twin Peaks series and you begin idly chatting about the show you run the risk of potentially leaking spoilers!

Lastly I made a “Twin Peaks” Banner out of Felt and Glitter that we hung above our Christmas Tree, and with a bit of tinsel, some christmas lights and plenty of spiked apple cider our Twin Peaks Holiday Party was in full swing! All in all it was a cozy party, and it was very special to see all our friends together. It made us feel super psyched and ready for the Christmas Season.

If you are thinking about throwing a similar soiree here are a few ideas I had for our Twin Peaks party that never came to complete fruition that may spark your fancy…
*Have some eyepatches for your guests to wear so they can take turns being Nadine Hurly.
*Have cutouts of Owls on the walls!
*Have a large cutout of Leland Palmer that your guests can take pictures with to commemorate the experience.
*Have a framed picture of Laura Palmers face so her memory can live on.

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